Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021

Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.

“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”

by Festmax August 20, 2024

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life

"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"

by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025