Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.
by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”
“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
by bear_horns July 29, 2024

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.
You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.
by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.
by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.
by DHyena July 29, 2024
