galactic vacuum

A really really fucking good blow job.

My girl just gave me a galactic vacuum.

by Stolenmemes.mp4 March 10, 2019

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 5, 2005

vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.

Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.

by Carley G February 23, 2008

money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person

wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum

by awesome luke June 20, 2008

semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014