Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

viking river cruise

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

vibinheart

@vibinheart is an account on twitter owned by the legend and icon MADS <3 xoxo mads is apart of dttwt (dream team twitter i think thats what it means idk?) mads common used words are "Pogchamp", "HELLO?!?!?!" and many very intellectual words. Mads is currently minecraft married to twitter user imhchar (Char). MADS IS ALSO OBSESSED WITH REIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD REID <3 RE1D REID REIDIIDD !!!!!!!!!!!! Reid is a character on the show Criminal Minds BUT WE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SURE THAT REID IS SECRETLY DREAM (pissbaby)! Mads LOVES Reid as she should, we do not blame her. And that is it! Stan vibinheart for clear skin #DLLSRGC

vibinheart is so pog
vibinheart "DREAM IS SPENCER REID"

by moanaminaj October 9, 2020

Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 15, 2010

Swampy Viking

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010

NO VAPING

What your algebra teacher says when a boy asks to use the restroom during class because your school is garbage and has a vaping problem.

“Hey Mr. McD, can I go to the bathroom?”
“Sure Michael, NO VAPING”

by Nataratatat February 10, 2019

Anti-Vibing

The act of an individual NOT having a good time, aka not vibing.

The people in Flint Michigan are straight up anti-vibing, dude.

by scanduhlyssa February 7, 2020