Main star of the very popular and successful PS2/PC game, GTA: Vice City. His story is that of being a framed Mafiaosi thug who spent about 15 years in the slammer. After getting out he is sent down south to the sunny paradise city of Vice to help the Fiorelli Mafia step into the drug market. However, this goes awry and Tommy spends the majority of the game finding out who did his drug deal in.

"Tommy Vercetti was very much displeased with Lance Vance's betrayal."

Tommy Vercetti by Drugless September 12, 2005

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Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

Vercetti Punch by Ricky Roma October 9, 2004

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Veasey Crawl

Derived from the Veasey dormitory at Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas. Ceilings in Veasey are considerably lower than the rest of the ceilings on campus and the beds are tall, so the residents of Veasey Hall would have to crawl over their partners a certain way to engage in sexual intercourse. It has now become a staple in the Veasey dance at the highly publicized event, Shirttails. In this event, the freshmen of each dorm are to prepare a choreographed dance and perform it for a trophy. While the Veasey Crawl often results in elimination because of the background of the dance, Veasey continues to use it each year in their performances. Their most recent win of Shirttails was in 2009.

Guy 1: Did you hit that, bro?
Guy 2: Ay, I had that bitch doing the Veasey Crawl all night long.

-ALSO-

Girl 1: I can't wait for Shirttails tonight! Martin is gonna kill!
Girl 2: I know, right? And I better see the Veasey Crawl!

Veasey Crawl by skeletallamping September 10, 2009

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bob velseb

Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.

Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.

Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot

bob velseb by Cloudxxiii November 12, 2022

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