Del Val

A school with a relatively mediocre academic reputation, mediocre athletic programs, and mediocre.. well, everything. This school draws from five school districts in butt fuck nowhere, NJ where all of the girls either have tanning beds installed in their basements or waste approximately 4/5 of their part time job money on fake tanning, the guys either wrestle or highly endorse John Deere, and everyone else is basically boring- with the exception of a few.

Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.

Woo hoo Del Val.

by fat kids eat cake January 11, 2011

fro val

1. a slang term for the camp Frost Valley...aka the best camp ever
2. a type of milshake/frozen drink yet to be invented

"i went to fro val first session...when did you go?"
"i could really go for a nice cold fro val fight now!"

by frostvalleylover2 August 24, 2009

Del Val

Del Val or DVRHS or whatever the fuck you want to call it fuckin sucks we got a 6'7" big ass blonde cunt as a principal and an ex power lifter bald headed ass bitch nigga as the vice principal where his main duties include being a bounty hunter for students vaping in the bathroom, puffing out his chest, and being a fucking cunt. For some godforsaken reason we're obsessed with 2 15-18 year old students touching each other's assholes on a mat. 93% of the students smoke the Mary Jane and do other drugs such as adderall, heroin, and over the counter bullshit drugs. We fucking suck at everything (except for cool ass vape tricks). Fuck me even half the fucking teachers smoke and probably want to lynch themselves. Every guy had their dick in at least some hole of a girl in the school it's basically a sesspool of all the STD's you can think of. Everyone is in the middle of butt fucking nowhere and lives on a farm. Fuck we have corn right next to the school, there's probably 12 black kids in the school and like 30 Mexicans or whatever the fuck you wanna call em, all the white kids (everyone) think they know rap cause they listen to lil uzi and lil pump. We have no money whatsoever.Nobody is a rival to us in any sport but we hate everyone in any other school and most of the time students drink and smoke during the football games. Apparently cheerleading is sport which is some bullshit. Nothing good has ever come from Del val and ever will it's a shithole of aids and incest.

Del Val sucks dick

by potato nipple August 19, 2017

aunt val

Street name for the drug diazepam (Common brand name: Valium)

He's back on the aunt val

by Kit N February 22, 2014

Del Val

Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School be a regional, four-year hood high school n' school district, dat serves hustlas up in westside Hustladon County.

"Del Val" done been notified by tha State Popo dat yesterdizzle a hustla was caught at it afta admittin freestylin a funky-ass bomb threat at Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School ...

by Ezio_Shepard May 28, 2013

as val

A kick ass assault rifle with a built in suppressor and a sexy 900 rpm.

The as Val is the best!

by Cooper the Cantaloupe February 6, 2017

Pulling a Val

When someone takes things too seriously and kills the mood.

or

When someone older or more "mentally mature" inappropriately calls you out for being childish.

Tyler is pulling a Val on Juliet because she made fun of her age.

by Eatmyearlobe June 6, 2017