Undercover Slurry

Someone who looks and acts completely innocent but when near alcohol:
Gets incredibly drunk
Dances innapropriately aka : skanking
Hooks up with randoms

Crissy: jeez ur such a undercover slurry
Jay: i cant remember last night
Crissy: its always the quiet ones.

by ScarletPartyxx October 17, 2008

undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...

Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...

by BK516 October 5, 2017

Undercover Pimp

A man who by all outward apperance is a square guy but really is one of the most down hard on a bitch motherfuckers you could imagine. An undercover pimp is one that may work a regular job (usually a very high paying one), not do drugs, and wouldn't consider pimping the everday street hooker or stripper because they would never make him the cash that he desires. This man pimps w his mind and doesn't need flashy clothes and Jewelery. He also never pays for pussy cause he dont need to because, well he's a pimp.

Example 1
Hoe: "Look at that pussy nerd lookin dude, he probaly don't ever get no girls cause he looks like a weak unconfident, pushover...hey honey you wanna have some fun?!?!?

Undercoverpimp: How Much

Hoe: $100

Undercover Pimp: (slaps the Hoe)..Bitch, you in violation. Give me your money and go get me some more bitches that got some money

Hoe: OK

Example 2
Potential Employer: Well there is nothing on this resume that says anything that remotely qualifies you for this job. I am afraid we will have to move foward with more qualified applicants.

Undercover Pimp: But I am an Undercover Pimp ya dig, don't worry about the resume and lets start gettin that money.

Potential Employer: Welcome aboard Partner. Lets start the paperwork.

by crispyrice August 14, 2010

Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.

Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.

by bskullheadface April 29, 2015

undercover brother

Despicable film in which the villains are all White people. It is a very racist movie, and if there was a movie made with the same plot only with the races reversed, it would be banned, but the makers of this garbage seem to get away with it. I know its meant to be a silly comedy, but if you actually engage your brain a little, you'll see that it actually pokes fun at and takes the piss out of the fact that the racial majority is the victim of a double standard system.

So fuck this racist shite.

by BadLieutenant September 12, 2004

undercover brother

The most racist movie ever, but so hilarious, one of my favorites, and im white. Ahh conspiracy brother

The Man Has been framing black folk for years

Then that means oj really didnt do it

Uhhh ok

by Fake_ass_bitch May 13, 2005

Undercover Nerd

A undercover nerd is someone that is secretly smart, but doesn't appear to be smart. A undercover nerd can also be known as a cheater when it comes to computer games.

ex:
Cindy Woom: You a cheater
Jeff Bundy: Don't hate me cause I am smart
Cindy Woom: Is cheating really smart?
Jeff Bundy: I don't cheat. I am a undercover nerd.
Cindy Woom: Lier, your a undercover cheater!

by Ub3r1im January 17, 2015