An old timer who either yaps like a motherfucker about the good old days or gives shitty boomer advice.
Unc: Back in my day, we worked our backs for 50 hours without a rest and we didnt whine like you people do!
Sane person: yes unc
Sane person: yes unc
by Conkundrom February 22, 2024
by Hades 69 March 10, 2024
by downyni99a May 22, 2024
David : how old you is dylan?
Dylan : oh I turned 18 a month ago, why?
David : damn unc go take your meds
Dylan : oh I turned 18 a month ago, why?
David : damn unc go take your meds
by Don’t know why I do this’s May 11, 2024
by LeBron_does_Lagrangians February 14, 2025
Human numero uno: What the sigma? My gyatt finna start bussin! 😭🙏
Old hag that’s rotting at the moment: What are you saying?
Human Numero Uno: Dadebeto 🤣🙏 Unc finna start bussin! 💀
Old hag that’s rotting at the moment: What are you saying?
Human Numero Uno: Dadebeto 🤣🙏 Unc finna start bussin! 💀
by Quandale deringle September 16, 2024
Unc or Uncle (the brother of your mother or father)
Your old Uncle who still thinks he is still young and fresh. The type of Uncle to say "Back in my day" or "What do you know about the fundamentals?" while wearing creased red and white Jordan 1 shoes.
Your old Uncle who still thinks he is still young and fresh. The type of Uncle to say "Back in my day" or "What do you know about the fundamentals?" while wearing creased red and white Jordan 1 shoes.
Uncle: All of these younglings trying to dunk the basketball like Michael Jordan. Dunking only gets you one point, let me show you the fundamentals.
*he pumps fakes the ball then shoots, making sure to hit the backboard first"
You: Ok Unc! That is pretty good!
*he pumps fakes the ball then shoots, making sure to hit the backboard first"
You: Ok Unc! That is pretty good!
by DontEvenTryItCZ February 25, 2023