utah utes

An overrated school that won a BCS game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.

utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!

everyone else: whoop dee doo...now shut the fuck up.

by UTESUK October 5, 2009

Utah Mormon

the kind of mormons you're likely to find in Utah. usually will not follow the teachings of the church, but will spread hatred towards non-mormons as well as those who don't conform to their own personal ideology. are generally not pleasant to be around for anyone who isn't another "utah mormon". the kind of person to throw a neighborhood barbeque and only invite fellow church members, rather than their non-lds neighbors. if you've had a bad experience with a mormon, it was probably a utah mormon.

ex 1: when she suggested i wasn't "temple worthy" just because i dyed my hair, i knew she was a utah mormon

ex 2: listen here, you utah mormon, we're supposed to be make friends with people outside of the church, not just preach to them!

by mech_booty779 May 12, 2018

Utah Grizzlies

A professional ice hockey team located in West Valley City, Utah. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Bridgeport Sound Tigers of the AHL, and the New York Islanders of the NHL.

Lets Go UTAH GRIZZLIES!!!!!!

by Utah Grizzlies Fan January 30, 2009

Utah shot

This is a wonderful drink to make sure you; 1 stay awake, 2 have sex with whatever swamp donkey you stumble upon, 3 wake up naked and ashamed. It has also been known to make you stumble into an AA meeting the next day. 1 part Red Bull, 1 part Cabo Wabo, and 1 part Cherry Pucker.

Steve: "Mark what happened to you last night?"
Mark: "I had a couple Utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender."
Steve: "That hot blonde?"
Mark: "No that fat girl with glasses."
Steve: "That swamp donkey"
Mark: "Yea, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church."
Steve: "Good idea."

by jcloser December 21, 2010

Utah Nipples

When a bitch has some big ass nipples, and you just wanna suck on them.

Did you see halle berry in swordfish? Damn shes got some Utah Nipples!

by eyewatcher008 November 5, 2009

Utah Horseshoe

Verb: Its when you pull the vaginal lips apart forming what resembles a horseshoe image

john was bored so he performed the Utah Horseshoe on rachel

by 1n0nlySmitty January 19, 2008

Utah Mud Slam

during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.

while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.

by SCullaryCHarge April 13, 2010