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Umbrella

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.
Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!
by penusboobsjizzvagina January 21, 2011
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umbrellizzle

when the weather is drizzly and you need an umbrella
shiznit i need an umbrellizzle
by x.skye.hallie.x August 28, 2007
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Umbrella

This Umbrella is Usless
by TheLunar2 February 7, 2017
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man under the umbrella

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic
by Alan October 14, 2003
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umbrella buddy

When it is raining, and you have no form of protection from the rain, it is the person who shares his/her umbrella with you.
Robby$taxxx: Dude, hop under my umbrella!
Amando: Thanks umbrella buddy.
by FarEastBeast916 April 28, 2010
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the umbrella thing

Inserting your entire hand into a woman’s vagina then spreading fingers until your palm is open.
Last night I did the umbrella thing with my GF, she really loved it.
by JJ087 April 15, 2022
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meat umbrella

A young child that is fat enough to be used as an umbrella
Jimmy is suck a meat umbrella
by Nwat March 1, 2017
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