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tweet twitch

A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).

Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.

2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009
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Twitch thot

The lowest form of scum in the galaxy. If they manage to entrance there targets with there thottiness then there is 0% chance of escape. Twitch thots are also similar to vampires in that they can drain your wallet of your money, usually by forcing you to buy them league of legends skins with there thottiness. If they are cornered then the twitch thot will use there final defense, Copystrike. If copystriked then the target's wallet gets immediately thanos snapped and absorbed by the twitch thot, making them more powerful.
"I hate that stupid twitch thot."
by EM0tic0n May 4, 2019
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twitch aim

Used to describe quick instinct like reactions in a First Person Shooter Game.
"He killed me with twitch aim"
"I have amazingly accurate Twitch aim, it is not just luck"
by KillerSam December 7, 2006
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Google Twitch

(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.

(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.
(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.

(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.

(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.
by Darren O'Donnell June 11, 2006
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punk twitch

The compulsive 'twitch' that punk rockers use to remove their hair from their face/eyes. Consists of habitually tossing the head to one side.
His long hair fell into his face, as usual, and he did the 'punk twitch' to temporarly remove it, until it fell back down, again.
by SarahEH March 29, 2005
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Dick Twitch

A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020
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twitch thot

Someone usually female who streams on Twitch wearing provocative clothes and whores themselves out for money.
by Cheese borgor June 9, 2018
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