the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

turning angel

A long way to say someone is dying. The band State Radio uses it in their song Mr. Larkin.

"My mother is very sick...she's turning angel."

by Stephan L. January 5, 2008

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004

tusking

the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.

"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."

by dyslexistential July 24, 2009

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007

turn/turning

drink alcoholic beverages /drinking alcoholic beverages, for the purpose of intoxication; get drunk/the process of getting drunk (From "Turning one's glass/can up ;To raise a glass/can in drink

"God, I made a FOOL out of myself last night and trashed the Camaro, but , what the hell, I was turning, so, it was fun...I think..."

by BIGFOOT October 25, 2003