Turning blue

During a heroin overdose, some people's skin, nails and lips turn blue do to lack of oxygen in the blood stream.

"I saw my baby, she was turning blue, I knew that soon her young life would be through."- Iggy Pop

by Stillravenmad September 18, 2009

Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

Turbine

I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. A turbine is a rotary device which converts kinetic fluid energy into mechanical energy. This INCLUDES windmills, also known as WIND TURBINES. A moving fluid (steam, air, water, oil, gas) strikes the blades of a turbine which are mounted on a common shaft and causes the shaft to turn. A turbine can be the Francis wheel of a dam's power station, it can be the rotor of a "windmill" at Altamont Pass, it can be the exhaust-driven wheel in your car's turbocharger which spins the compressor, it can be part of a jet engine. Your car's automatic transmission has a turbine in it; the impeller in the torque converter driven by the engine forces oil against the blades of a turbine, causing it to turn and driving the rest of the car's driveline.

Windmills aren't turbines! I'm a sidewalk drunk.

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler November 3, 2004

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Turpinator

A very sexy person, they make a lot of people horny

' Wheres that turpinator? She turns me on! '

by Robbinator_H February 24, 2008

Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

by Vemiermark4 May 26, 2006