Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011

Tube steak salute

A sudden erection of the penis.

Dude when she walked in it was tube steak salute mayhem!

by stripe2k August 18, 2006

tube top

a strapless, cylindrical top.

Look at that ho in the tube top... is that Erich's mom?

by Dichead June 28, 2006

Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik June 3, 2011

tube troll

Someone who gets pleasure by posting annoying/controversial/offensive comments on YouTube

Response 17: "This video suckz! I'd rather screw a Wookie!"

Response 18: "Shut up Tube Troll!"

by Jason Klotz November 28, 2007

tube socks

a handy device around your feet to securely store your drugs

all i need are my tube socks and the streets.

by B. Rab February 10, 2004