trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

by Chris 29 March 7, 2008

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Trials

supposed to be like pre exams for high school students however after work and university when the banks and financial services stop working and a variety of businesses and corporations ask for trial fees to test out there software where there's no way to pay with broken banking and financial services.

"Did you register for the trials applications?" "No becasue the banking and financial services are retarded anf I don't want to link a visa and master card that doesn't work.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 12, 2023

Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

Trial

Is there a trial I should be at right now?

Hym "Something-something definitions... Something-something lexicon... Is there a trial I should be at right now? Hold on Sam, do it in the live half and not the fun half if it's not there the 4th condition will be added... I gotta watch this...."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Fair trial

A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer

There is no such thing as a fair trial if you're poverty

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022