A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019
Get the trial by penismug. Of shit hey Jordan's trial "Canadian Constitution Federation" Youtube channel is covering it now. Go watch it.... And give me one million dollars..... But to watch it first. Go see the thing..... Ok, you don't have to give me one million dollars. But you do have to watch the thing.
Hym "So the Trial of Jordan Benazir Peterson has begun. IT HAS BEGUN!!! And it's an interesting case about 'peripheral abstract harm.' Does his presence on the internet, rather, does Jordan Peterson spreading his ethos do some kind of peripheral abstract harm in the SAME WAY that he believes adopting his ethos has a peripheral abstract positive effect on the broader community and the rest of the world? Does he compromise the integrity of the field of psychology by lambasting public some HE EXPLICITLY BELIEVES IS MENTALLY ILL (Specifically affected by dender) and accusing them of 'corrupting the kids?' Especially in the context of the fact that he DOES often appeal to his profession to lend to the credibility of his propositions. Will they take punitive action? Find out now! Go... Go... Watch the thing.... I told you to watch it... Go look at the thing................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Why are you still here? I told you to go watch the thing.... Get it? It's like a Deadpool... I'm not in a robe.... I'm nude.... Picture it.... You see it? Ok... GAY!!! Why would you do that? Why would you picture a grown ass man naked you freak!? Get out of here pervert!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
Get the Trialmug. Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.
Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2024
Get the The Trialmug. by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
Get the Your Trial Has Expiredmug. A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Fair trialmug. The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
by Lurker who hasn't yet joined Lexicon December 24, 2008
Get the Spoodurance Trialsmug. The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
Get the Free Trial Asset Managementmug.