A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.
Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.
by sammietwoton June 25, 2012
Get the trail of beers mug.A person who belong's to a sub-culture of Hillbilly's that are predominately inbred and live in single and double wide mobile homes.The term originated in Lubbock Texas where there is a lack of moutainous terrain and the hillbilly's have inhabited trailer park compound's.
by bayouhunter July 24, 2008
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
by hailsfromSC June 24, 2009
Get the Appalachian Trail mug.a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004
Get the trailer park skank mug.When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009
Get the Mendocino Snail Trail mug.A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009
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