A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
by GuitarDave January 09, 2008
A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
Sad eyed motorist, waiting to make a left turn out of shopping centers, during peak traffic times. They lean forward, scooch forward in their seat, grip the wheel, and look anxiously and hopefully both ways, hoping someone will let them out.
by MsKittyKat August 10, 2007
A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least 25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffice letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or female, is not necessarily talking on a cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their rear view mirror, but usually seems to find their way in front of you especially if they see that you are driving aggressively. A traffic bitch does not necessarily only appear in heavy traffic, but are usually the cause of traffic if they pull out in front of smooth moving traffic and drive at least 10 miles slower than the speed limit.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.
On the way home a traffic bitch cut me off in the far left-hand lane and allowed all the cars and trucks - that I had just passed - in front of him (and me) causing me another 30 minutes of traffic time so I was late to dinner; no amount of cursing or screaming or tailgating made the traffic bitch move any faster.
by JizzMyBizz May 28, 2008
The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.
ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"
by earpuller June 12, 2006
Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.
by hobo2000 August 02, 2007
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
by Omar O. Ungh October 06, 2010