tofft

Take one for the team

When being a wingman - sometimes you're expected to tofft.

by lockeout June 18, 2007

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

toff

a person of privileged upbringing, well educated, good looking, well dressed and usually polite are referred to as toff by those who are not any of the above.

"Yo blud, wot r dem toffs do'in in da hood"

by another ampleforth boy December 25, 2009

Troffy

Creamy, thick, delicious.

That ice cream is extremely troffy.

by ay dizzle August 3, 2009

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

torfro

Exsessive hair on a man's torso such as thick chest hair, jutting out with afro-like qualities. May include back hair.

The pool party turned sour once the guests caught a glimpse of Jim's pasty white skin and unkempt torfro!

by SpongeSlob CrappyPants December 21, 2008

toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

by GinoC February 4, 2010