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hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.
Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.
by your mom's other face December 4, 2011
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Albert Tooker

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga
by Clapan November 30, 2019
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Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.
Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!
by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020
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"Cuss"tomer

A customer that makes you want to say not nice words, but you can't because you're at work.
I had a long day at work. Enough "cuss"tomers for one lifetime.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022
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Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.
I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
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Rootin tooter

An ass that can fart
She got a rootin tooter, alright!
by !Gloomy June 7, 2023
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tomer

to "tomer" someone means to do something just so you can beat another person at it.

basically means to one up some one.
ex: im going to join track so i can tomer this one kid i dont like.

ex: i was telling him about my work-out at the gym then he tried to tomer me by telling me about his work out.
by pig585 November 28, 2010
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