Goof Toof

A poor man's Blue Tooth headset. The most common form of a Goof Toof is a Metro PCS flip phone tucked in to a knit or fitted hat.

It provides the same hands-free convenience of a real Blue Tooth hedset at a fraction of the cost.

"Is dat boi talkin to himself?"

"Naw my n***a, he on his goof toof."

Also see: Black Tooth

by Ghostjayy May 21, 2013

tooster

Owner of, lover of, fan or devotee of cockatoo parrots.

I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.

by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008

Toolster

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

Coon Toons

A word used to describe loud music (most likely rap) blaring from a car or stereo.

"TURN OFF THOSE DAMN COON TOONS!"

by jennerrr March 29, 2009

Dirty Toos

When a chick is giving you head, you gag her so hard that she throws up, and you use the vomit as lubrication to have sex with her.

Paul took his coworker out for drinks one night. Before long, she was drunk & she started giving him head. He was too much for her to handle so she threw up on him, and as payback, he gave her the Dirty Toos.

by AndreaMarie July 30, 2008

Toose

In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.

Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.

by 2012Visitor February 5, 2009

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!

Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!

by Alli0303 May 17, 2006