ToSeekAndDestroy

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.

Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy

by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

tofenis

Vegan penis

When a vegan tells someone to eat a dick, it's called a tofenis.

by Prettycindy May 22, 2016

toffe

Toffe är en orm som ibland svimmar av för att ha druckit för mycket hans närmaste vän är antingen golvet eller flaska han föredrar mest att supa #philedunderSkrev

Toffe sug av min smirnof snälla

by phileDunder December 11, 2016

toffe

A very Sexy and smart man, and Yes he's The strongest man in The world.

Wow mertesacker is a god, but not as good as toffe!

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffels

it's slippers

nice gucci toffels

by toffels February 16, 2017

Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017