Toefarmer

A man who has been dating a girl for a long time without asking her to be his wife. This man will usually have sour feelings with anything pertaining to marraige, and will make his signifigant other feel guilty for even thinking of getting married.

"Have you and Jacob talked about getting married?"
"No, he's being a complete Toefarmer"

by Jaymes22 November 13, 2011

Toefuck

The art of inserting ones toe into the passage of another (usually the anus) for sexual gratification or pleasure

Me and my pals were partying on down in Malia when a boy gave her a quick toefuck from behind. 'Sit on my toe' he yelled

by T03L0V3R September 5, 2013

tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.

I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.

by SPK February 4, 2006

Tofu

Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.

My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu

The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.

by unicownrainbow September 20, 2012

tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

thefuckingimpala

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover

1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

by theartofdeductisms January 7, 2013

Tofurkey

1) Slang for turkey.

2) Tofu that is shaped like a turkey.

1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!

2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!

by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004