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tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina
I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches
by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013
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Toebox

A woman that enjoys a toe stuffed in her vagina
"That sick bitch wanted me to put my foot in her puss, she was a total toebox
by Beavis Black December 10, 2016
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toebo

a toebo is someone who likes toes and has toes and is a hobo.
My friend, Hannah, is a toebo. But i love her anyways. no homo
by toes before hoes October 24, 2018
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To pull a Tebow

To win something at the last possible moment it can be won
I was playing ping pong with my buddy Jake and it was 6-10 but I managed to pull a Tebow and win.
by InsertAwesomeName December 17, 2011
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Tim Tebow

A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
by Adam RD October 20, 2006
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Tebow

The female version of Teabag. An act in which a female squats over another face, so her legs form a bow shape, and places her vagina on top of the unsuspecting persons face.
When Sally passed out in the bar, Tiffany lifted her skirt up and put her hairy pussy on Sallys lips giving her a dirty Tebow.
by GrandpasLittleSecret January 11, 2012
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Tebowing

To become the spokesman for a hate group that's one set of bedsheets away from a klan rally.
Mike: Hey, who's this Tim Tebow guy?

Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.

Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
by truthbealiar October 30, 2011
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