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toddlerness

I was weird in my age of toddlerness
by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018
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Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.
by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022
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Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer
by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023
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Tablet Toddler

Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“
by Mckj May 4, 2022
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Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males
Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts
by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024
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odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.
by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024
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