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Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 25, 2011
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food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!
by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016
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The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.
Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.
by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017
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Todd Gibbs

A religious Figure emerging in the late 1980's came to public view in the early 2000's many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because Todd Gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.

many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.

while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence

Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.

Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.

Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9

when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
by Colte the Pirate January 7, 2007
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toddy

A cocktail usually accompanied by a pre-party or sporting event.
"I could use an ice cold toddy right about now.
by Conrad Barnes December 28, 2005
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Sweeny Todd

(verb) To kill somone with a straight razor via the jugular vein.
Im about to go Sweeny Todd on your ass if you ask me again!
by Assassin Phone inc. April 7, 2008
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toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?
by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013
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