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toad sexing

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
by 2357 August 23, 2005
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toadwarrior

That ToadWarrior was one bad ass mofo. I'd sleep with him!
by Frank Stallone May 30, 2003
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battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
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Toad

A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.

A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
by HarlemHarrier May 11, 2011
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Toad Fucker

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.
Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010
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fatty fatty toad boy

A term which originated from the British comedy series 'The Office' and has grown to become synonymous with Thomas Cavanagh, alluding to his weight and demeanour.
Thomas A. Cavanagh is a fatty fatty toad boy.
by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008
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