ToasterVille

ToasterVille is a location where the ElfishToast kind use to live in harmony. After they were overpowered the survivors were tracked down and slain except for one. After many many years there was The Great Toaster war where the last survivor was able to reclaim ToasterVille. Unfortunately all that remained were the crumbles of a broken down kingdom. With the support of others the last ElfishToast was able to renew the land, construction is still ongoing as of today but within time it is said that ToasterVille may grow to be the strongest kingdom of all.

Did you hear that the ElfishToast allied with ya know who to reclaim ToasterVille? It is said that with that alliance in place nothing can stop them!

by ElfishToast May 16, 2021

toasty thursday ©️™️

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.

person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

by toasty thursday November 22, 2022

skin toaster

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

Four Dollar Toast

A symbol of the rapid gentrification of San Francisco, $4 toast can be traced back to The Mill Cafe, in Alamo Square. An 'artisanal' food craved by the same hipsters that America loves to hate, but that America's young tech elite sucessfully pushed out of the City by pushing rents to the highest level in the nation.

So now cafes in San Francisco are frequented by yuppies with small dogs and kombucha-sipping, origami-enjoying, yoga-worshipping upper-middle class vegan couples.

And toast is four bucks. But hey gay marriage is legal!

Four dollar toast is to SF as the cronut is (was?) to NYC. Inflation will make it alright though.

by IntrepidWesterner July 13, 2015

weaponized battle toaster

A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster

by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

by demitridasoda December 7, 2022

talking to a brick wall

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand

Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall

by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013