Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

torture chamber

school

School is a torture chamber. You spend the majority of your day in there learning useless knowledge.

by some nutty boi January 13, 2021

Cock and Ball Torture

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.

"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."
"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"

by Coolest Fella Around September 19, 2019

Tord

So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-

Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.

by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Tord

A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"

" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"

by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018