When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
by Kyle Sobkowicz November 17, 2007
Jim: "Dude, you stink. Haven't you washed?"
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."
by Franky G. December 08, 2005
Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
by smokeyX September 30, 2005
The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006
by K~ August 10, 2003
(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life
by snakemanjames August 20, 2009
When in prison, the soap may occasionally be dropped in the community shower. What results is someone getting porked up the butthole
by dhodawg1 April 02, 2014