All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

Tigerslam

When you achieve the act of sexual intercourse in all three of a girl's orafices.

"Dude, I totally tigerslammed that girl last night. Front, back, and around the corner. "

by Fitzyroo January 10, 2010

Tigershark

In online dating, the opposite of a catfish. It is when the person you meet from an online source actually turns out better looking in person. Sometimes so much that their pictures don't look like them but instead of leaving, you stay.

Girl: Hey how was your date with that guy from tinder?
Other girl: It was actually pretty good. I was worried because his pictures were kind of meh. But he was a total tigershark in person. I'm seeing him again tonight.

by Bangme99 March 31, 2019

Brown Tigers

A gang that hangs out by the stairs at Kempner High School
Lead by Adam "the white boy"
Head chef: Ferhan Moton

PERSON 1: Oh no we'd better watch out for that gang the Brown Tigers and their white friend Adam
PERSON 2: Yeah I heard they bake a mean cake!

by William Nichols and Fauzia Zavary April 27, 2006

teverse

Teverse is a “development” platform that’s been in development for years and there are about 10 people with access

Bob: Roblox sucks
Rob: yeah I know
Bob: let’s play teverse

by Teversian April 15, 2019

detroit tigers

the detroit tigers have the second highest payroll in the mlb and they still suck at life. Traded good rookies for dontrelle willis and he blows at life. He blows so much cock that his mouth is wider than the gap between the tigers and first place.

The detroit tigers like anal sex as they constantly lay down for the other teams.

by Schmitty gotback April 24, 2008