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Justin Timberlake

Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
by Gray Jack September 25, 2007
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timberlane

the best camp in the world with the ugliest girls ever, corey pollack runs it
corey pollack is the king of t-lane!
by c-poll June 24, 2003
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Timberlaking

Appropriating the culture of another ethnic group, usually for celebrity, fame and/or financial gain.
Usually the same person seems indifferent about social issues affecting the culture of that particular ethnic group.
Iggy Azalea did enough timberlaking to become famous and rich and then she left rap music alltogether
by satan is my bitch July 16, 2016
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Timberland

A brand of shoes white boys wear who go home and play fortnite and then beat there 2 inch meat too after typically wear a white shirt with somthing over it and skinny jeans
Nice timberlands
by Isaiah Newton Tesla Dynamit February 28, 2019
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timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak
"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."
by Batrastard August 1, 2003
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Vince Timberlake

Vince Timberlake allsow known as Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake or Erik Ponti is a complite "Spännis" and he's the coolest guy on earth. Much cooler then ckham, Nick Carter or the Lion King. He kicks ass!!
- Im Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake, Erik Ponti yah thats right im Vince Timberlake and I will kick your ass.
by Vince November 6, 2003
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Justin Timberlake

A wanna-be "down" singer who ditched his band, and got sum hot beats from timbaland, and tried to pass the shit off as legit. He gets two thumbs down for turning on Janet at the superbowl by making it seem like he knew nothing about it. I will never by his music again, unless another n'sync album is released, because those are the guys who has his back. Im glad that he isnt with Britney snymore, cause I stil love her...
Justin Timberlake is a shitty shitty man for turning on Janet Jackson...
by mikeyboi December 18, 2004
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