titanic boner

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage

jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted

by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004

Tizanidine

Muscle Relaxer. For moderate/severe muscle pain.

Hey lets take some Tizanidine and get lifted.

by drugaddict April 8, 2010

Titanicing

To pull a Bruce Ismay and get into a lifeboat despite the fact you are not a woman or a child. If a friend abandons you for no good reason and leaves you behind, he/she has "titaniced" you.

Claudia and Sofie agree to catch the bus together. Claudia is 4 minutes late, so Sofie gets on the bus anyway, thus titanicing Claudia.

Claudia: Damnit! Sofie has titaniced me again!

by Amtwat July 8, 2012

Tianie

A tianie is one of the best people you will meet she has a strong wiled personality she has a warm heart. Her best features are her eyes and smile. Tianie is an amazing and adventurous person to be around. Never let her go otherwise she won’t come back she can be very sensitive at times but never shows it. She is very pretty but doesn’t know it the best thing you could do is tell her that.

Sam: “ That girl is a tianie she’s wonderful.

Tom: “ I know”

by Cath May 15, 2018

Timani

A sweet, loving girl with a beautiful future.

Hey look it’s Timani, she’s so sweet.

by Jack99business November 25, 2020

The Titanic Tumbler

When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt

Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today

Person 2: Yikes that sucks

Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took

by MrHuba December 1, 2021

sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"

"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

by bardock obama October 10, 2013