whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.

Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.

by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

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by limeethepoggiestperson August 30, 2021