valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

by scharky August 15, 2014

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 21, 2021

toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

by CrackRocket March 29, 2018

Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.

I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!

by Complimented December 27, 2009

Scavanger Thief

A person who is good at Scavanging and stealing weed from other people without them knowing.

Tim:Hey did you hear that Caleb Scavaned my weed?

Jd:No

Tim:Neither did I. He is such a Scavanger Thief.

by RockSax December 10, 2010

Butt thief

An individual who steals other people's girlfriends and subsequently fucks them in the butt.

hector- Whadayasay cuz ?
Ernesto- What's up butt thief

by Oh wut February 15, 2015

peter thief

A Peter thief, is someone, who robs your prison cell. Used in the south east uk.

"That fools gonna get Merced blood, yeah shadey Baghead Peter thief"

by Psilo/psycore April 10, 2017