nipple of wisdom

It's the almighty nipple that gives you teh knowledge after sucking it.

Dude, that chick's nipple of wisdom would really give me the brainz!

by woxy February 5, 2010

words of wisdom

unintelligent accusations or statements made, usually by an 'overconfident' or 'emotioned' person, to prove someone wrong.

(can also be used to define unintelligent statements in general)

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by demmmarcel February 3, 2004

Wisdom Bomb

WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.

Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"

Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb

by jipj0ne April 18, 2014

Sassy wisdom

When black women use impudence as a substitute for intelligence.

Tequondra " Dat nigga ignant cuz he don' no bout me and he sayin dat am fat when he just dont undastand my beauty."

Self righteous white guy " Black women are so beautiful and wise, I just love that Sassy wisdom"

by thugniggasss April 7, 2011

Palace of Wisdom

A Group of Adolescants commonly refered to as the Palace of Wisdom. To join them you must be part of an exclusive membership. The Palace of Wisdom is neither Sweet nor Sour.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.

Bob: Hey man. How did you feel about that test in Biology?

Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.

Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.

Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.

by Alejandro Giorditaggio January 17, 2009

whore wisdom

Statements of advice (often ripping off quotes made by influential people) made by unintelligent, promiscuous women that are impossible to take seriously.

Whore: "Sometimes it's better not to want anything, that way if it goes away or doesn't happen.... it just doesn't matter."

Others: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, there she goes again with the whore wisdom."

by Tha Cheef January 19, 2011

aka wisdom

A man who is abusive and needs to be locked up for life. A man who is a danger to society. A man that preys on naive woman and then uses scare tactics to control them. He is sick. Stay away from this horrific monster. He likes to lure woman who are having issues with religion. He comes on strong and sweet. He convinces you that your family and friends are tools of the devil. He is dangerous. He will end up hurting someone if he doesn't get off of these streets.

Narsissistic asshat, aka wisdom, Richie

by not your mama bitch July 19, 2011