Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.

Malte Schäfers

by Lofor October 5, 2017

Malte

Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.

“Malte looks so good today”

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”

by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021

Malte

German

Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY

by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018

Malte

malte is a very very hot and attractive Boy who has the prettiest smile ever. He is very tall and Looks very cute und you want to cuddle him all the time!! He Loves it to Play kendama and he is very talented. He also likes soft pillows . malte has a very nice Style an He is such an Inspiration!!! He is an amazing and lovable boy and If you know a malte Then never drop him!

oh wow He is so talented ....that must be a malte

by deinSternundso November 21, 2021

Malte

Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.

“Omg u know what? Today I meet Malte and he is the most perfect guy i’ve ever meet!”

by From W❤️ October 10, 2018

malte

Malte is a sexy guy whos very well trained with a sexy sixpack and perfect face.

Oh my god look at malte hes so hot!

by Spicy taste November 23, 2017

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

by Straya11 February 7, 2025