the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022
Get the Raunchy Magicianmug. A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
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A common insult.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
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A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
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*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
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*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
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*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
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*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
by Garlickson October 25, 2009
Get the Crack Magicianmug. “i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
Get the Dick Magicianmug. A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.
by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010
Get the Magician's Assistantmug. It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
by Zelex August 31, 2018
Get the Magicianismmug. by Youxoli October 25, 2020
Get the Bullshit Magicianmug. by Saltburn January 20, 2024
Get the Magician’s Donutmug.