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nerd chub

a semi-erect penis stimulated by any thing that is "geeky" and/or "nerdy" by nature.
As John waited anxiously outside the comic book store, he was finding it difficult to suppress his nerd chub.
by rascally rabbit January 2, 2012
mugGet the nerd chubmug.

Chub Factory

"dude, where did you meet your girlfriend? At the chub factory"?
by Schmeat May 16, 2007
mugGet the Chub Factorymug.

Chub-bug

A female of large carriage, or a corpulent girl, who is acceptable for a male individual to have sex with IF the said male individual is highly intoxicated.
"At this party tonight, I'm just going to try and get laid; I'll bang a chub-bug honestly, I don't care".

"You know, Jenny has a pretty face, but she still qualifies as a chub-bug".
by Tuco Finn May 27, 2008
mugGet the Chub-bugmug.

chub chasing

The act of entering a bar with intentions of drinking to the point of intoxication. Followed by complementing a "chubby" girl, and hoping they have low self-esteem. It's all easy from there.
Anyone up for some chub chasing tonight?

Going to chase some chub this weekend.
by DanK6501 September 12, 2013
mugGet the chub chasingmug.

chub nigga

A chub nigga can be known by the kid who's name is like "Chuck". The chub ass "Chuck" child tried to nig around but can't do anything for his life.
The Chub Nigga can often be the weird ass kid who tries to fit in, but does not. You will know one one you see one, they give off that vibe.
Bob: What the fuck is Chuck doing.

Joe: Idk Chucks being a chub nigga.

Bob: Oh ok.

Joe: He's chubbing too much.

Bob: I agree.
by Barr69 September 25, 2016
mugGet the chub niggamug.

lady chub

When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!
by yayahhhhhhh September 12, 2011
mugGet the lady chubmug.

slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
by Zags fan September 5, 2014
mugGet the slumber chubmug.

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