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That's my daughter in the water

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics
"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"
by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017
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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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The Water Hole

by dicktoster May 7, 2019
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The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.
by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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