by Deembee June 14, 2018

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?
P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead
P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead
by meatyA June 18, 2016

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.
by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.
by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023

by sponged March 11, 2015

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007
