storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys

storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend

by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018

Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025

slim hawkins

Thy name you call thy partner in crime. Seems to always save the day in spontaneous way!

"If it wasn't for you, Slim Hawkins, we wouldn't of made it."

by Foxxie41178 January 12, 2016

Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

James Hawkins

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs

Don't be such a James Hawkins.

by SaD 😢 pEnGuIn 🐧 May 24, 2016

John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

Hawkins

Anyone in this family has a big dick, gets hot women, and loves meat and dogs, usually consists of athletes, also gun loving full bred americans.

Hey is that jones' girlfriend, she's hot!

Woah! I wouldn't even try her Jones is apart of the Hawkins.

by Cok4lif January 25, 2021