gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)

I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch

by The fake short bleached May 2, 2022