wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

by wadderandshover March 2, 2020

pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash

Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer

by DookieDoo August 14, 2006

back wad

A wedgie

I have a gnarly back wad! Can u cover for me while I pull it?

by Saoirse456 April 23, 2020

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Cunt Wad

Some cunts shitty kid

Your cunt wad's a piece of shit just like you.

by Sweetness1977 April 27, 2016

Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

by BNoles November 10, 2009

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010