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Trunk Tetris 

A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.
Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.
Trunk Tetris by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009

House party tetris 

The act of moving furniture frantically moving furniture back to its original place while under the influence at a house party.
"Yeah we all had to play some serious house party Tetris at Dyllan's graduation party."

van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.
Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.
van tetris by vixvix March 2, 2009

Murder Tetris 

To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.
After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.
Murder Tetris by Fintanio February 18, 2017

inbox tetris 

when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them.
man, i'm going to have to work through lunch today, i'm too busy playing inbox tetris
inbox tetris by tomaski September 28, 2006

stomach tetris 

v. The act of stuffing oneself with food to a point where no more can be added.
A: I don't think I can eat any more pizza.
B: Do some stomach tetris and down another one.
stomach tetris by Khanman May 4, 2008