Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010

Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

Testiclash

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain

he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

testicle tornado

Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado

What a testicle tornado! How yummy

by £J October 28, 2011

testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007