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Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
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Tastegasm

1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.
(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
by butterynipples November 14, 2009
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good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.
Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
by skidsstars October 10, 2018
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Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.
Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017
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Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.
Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.
by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020
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Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.
My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.
by Not Who You Might Think August 3, 2013
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Tenterden

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.
Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....
by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018
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