Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.
Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent
by MilkyStar December 02, 2021
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Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future
That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!
by TiananmenSquared March 27, 2021
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Tesla

She is the most badass girl ever. She should run president someday. And is the most cutest girl ever.
Tesla is the most important badass girl. She’s really pretty and gorgeous, and very ugly.
by Smiley socks June 05, 2020
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tesla

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
by saibo July 30, 2022
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Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.
“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.
by MN Quotes November 05, 2021
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tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.
by ironfinn May 08, 2023
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tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 16, 2021
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