Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Tesla Logo

Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo

*woman on tiktok wearing tight shorts*
man: “i see tesla logo”

by anonymous June 19, 2025

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

Tesla logo

A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.

After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022