tipping the velvet

when lesbians go down on each other

by shooger June 4, 2003

cart tipping

Invented in 08' as a legitimate therapeutic way to blow of steam when your angry, possibly get into late night mischief, or simply as a social drunken event. Basically you drive around at night to find shopping carts scattered across the city and parking lots, pull up quickly with your car (as if you are about to perform a drive by) hop out and punish the shopping cart for being out of its corral in any way you see fit. While delivering the blow, you obnoxiously yell either at the cart or the world to let everyone know that, yes. This just happened. Run back into the car and get away before the mall cops embarrassingly chase after you un-athletically with their flashlights. If your in the clear proceed to ravage shopping centers and terrorize carts until you see fit. BYAHH!

"Look it's out of it's corral.."

"It must be punished."
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"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"Let's go cart tipping!"
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"Dude nothing can make this night more epic"
"I know what can"
"What?"
"Cart tipping!"
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"Lets all take shots and go cart tipping!"
"BYAHH!!"
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"What the hell are they doing?"
"Oh they're just cart tipping"
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"Mid-day cart tipping just isn't as fun"
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by Duh Winning July 22, 2011

Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011

Fat Tipping

The act of pushing down a fat kid for fun.

Yo listen, we need to get the guys to go fat tipping with us tonite

by Geezus Christe January 19, 2009

tapping tip to getting limp

sexual intercourse or having sex so much that the girl or man can’t walk straight

Yo my friend was at this guys house and she was tapping tip to getting limp!!!

by Honeymoney* November 25, 2017

Penny tapping

Requires a band aid, penny, and lots of thread. Stick the penny to one end of the band aid along with one end of the thread. Place the other side of the band aid onto the corner of a pesky neighbors window. bring the other end of the thread somewhere you cannot be seen and pull the string over and over. This results in a loud and awkward sounding noise on the window.

Dude, we went penny tapping last night and annoyed that bitchy old man that lives next to Lenny. He go so pissed he pulled his shotgun out and shot into the air!

by Shugar Lips June 2, 2009

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007