teenagers

people who suffer the most ageisum. most people dislike them. others dont understand them being a teenager is the hardest part of your when confused of who you are and what you wanna do with your life. which is made worse by ageist older people who think all of them are sex obssesd, drug dealing pot heads. Which i find very harsh

two teenagers are walking
adult one- look at those good for nothing kids
adult two- lets cross the road before they tryto sell us drugs

by poiuiyuyredfth October 7, 2006

Teenage girl

Definitions you shouldn't read if you're a teenage girl

Urban dictionary user: teenage girls are worse then the Holocaust
The teenage girl that searched "teenage girl" on Urban dictionary: i regret this

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Rock band Nirvana's most popular song, it is also widely considered the song that killed their lead singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain as he felt that its popularity turned him into a sellout.

Dude 1: Play some Nirvana, dude.
Dude 2: How bout Smells Like Teen Spirit
Dude 1: Fuck that it killed Kurt, play Lithium or Sliver

by Jesus Tap-dancing Christ January 11, 2009

Teenage Trifecta

A teenage trifecta is composed of 3 things:

1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving

If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.

Chris: Yo wanna drive now?
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta

by The King's Saint January 21, 2010

Teenage Boner

The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.

This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.

1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.

2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.

by Randz in TO December 13, 2013

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Awesome show meant to be watched exclusively by those who are extremely high, for the following reasons:

Contains tantalizing, colorful depictions of giant food

Comes on very late at night

The title. What the hell does "aqua teen" mean? The creators puff for sure

Loose, unrealistic plot lines suggest the show was never supposed to make sense to non-stoned minds

The characters are food, dammit, and they talk in funny voices

(watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Guy 1: Oh my GOD, talking, dancing meatballs are funny. Look at the funny meatball! Look at the funny meatball! He's BREAK DANCING! That's sooo awesome!

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Hey, let's see if we can't order, like, a meatball pizza from Poppa John's. I got the mad munchies.

Guy 1: Yeah, then we can top it with Doritos and dip it in ranch dressing!

Guy 2: Sweet.

by GermanOrganistBrock January 3, 2010

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004