tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

tender moments by billygoat April 21, 2006

Tender Squirrel 

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

Tender Squirrel by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

Tender Mercies 

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.

Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.

Tender Mercies by piorubio January 19, 2013

Tender Bender

Female who sleeps with multiple people while in relationships. Females who tends to have thottish tendencies.

“Aye bro you seen tyrone?” Yea my dude my boy down the street pipin some little “Tender Bender”.

Tender Bender by Whoreible Holly February 2, 2018

Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.

When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.

Tender Touch by Chanarchy September 20, 2019

tender sweet meat 

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

tender sweet meat by Allison's Giant Bush January 27, 2010

Tender Owl

A person that believes that all problems can be solved by a warm embrace and kind words.

Hey! There's no need to fight. It's okay to be a tender owl sometimes.

Tender Owl by Haegerbomb July 14, 2011