Techno-Blade
The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him
The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him
Technoblade problem there no is not.
by anonymous August 23, 2022
Get the Technoblademug. A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."
Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021
Get the Technoblademug. A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)
by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022
Get the Technoblademug. by Eowwwatermelon July 12, 2022
Get the Technoblademug. An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.
Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"
by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022
Get the Technoblademug. A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja
by SG80 July 28, 2021
Get the Technoblademug. Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.
He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.
He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.
He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.
He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.
by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021
Get the Technoblademug.