Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021

Technoblade

The pig that never dies ;D

technoblade NEVER DIES BABY!

by Jilleen June 29, 2021

…technoblade

coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊

…technoblade is swag

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade

A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja

Zane struck his technoblade against the hovercopter, hacking into it and gaining control.

by SG80 July 28, 2021